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Welcome!

You have stumbled upon the struggle of an optimistically disillusioned lady-gal to find balance between First World nonsense and a second-rate attitude.

Good freaking luck.

See what everyone is saying!

"You are a good writer."
                    ~Jim Whorton, Professor at SUNY Brockport, at the bottom of one of my essays
"...right side up, it concisely conveys the kind of extreme enthusiasm                                         with which this riddle-filled, code-breaking, exhilaratingly brainy                                              thriller can be recommended."
                   ~Janet Maslin, the New York Times, in her review of The Da Vinci Code
"Blogs are gay."
                    ~my brother
"It's a good thing that someone already shot John Lennon, because                                            that's all I got from this blog."
                ~Somebody somewhere, probably
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