I don't usually make New Year's resolutions that actually better me in any way; last year I decided that I wanted to see every full moon of 2016, which only helped if you believe that I was basking monthly in the warm white welcoming glow of Mother Gaia.
This year, however, I actually have some things I'd like to get done. I have New Years resolutions that are practical and even generous. And I’m posting about them now instead of at the New Year like everyone else because it’s now April and I haven’t done a single thing from my list yet. There are only three items on my list. It’s pathetic. I need to post it publicly so there’s some accountability for my laziness, and here it is:
Mme. Johanna is a gaudy jewelry and baby possum enthusiast. This ambitious 30-something woman can often be found declining event invites on Facebook and losing interest in whatever latest hobby her newly diagnosed ADHD has hyperfocused on while she drinks wine on her couch, accompanied by her beloved dog, Dorothy Barker.