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DIY New Year's Eve Party

1/7/2015

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    Sooooo how was everyone’s New Year’s Eve celebrations? Were they as shameful and physically damaging to self and others as mine? I hope so, because suffering loves company.
     I have officially survived twenty-five New Year’s Eves of enough varieties that I think I’ve finally found the perfect equation to achieve a perfect NYE party. So long as your plans don’t break these simple rules, you are sure to have a great time.
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Because what's more fun than rules?
    And before you can say it, Mom, yes, I'm going to be talking about drinking and hinting at the drinking I've done. And yes, I also think that it makes me sound like an alcoholic, especially considering the post immediately before this one. In my defense, the holidays just ended. What else am I supposed to be writing about?
    Anyway, back to the perfect NYE party.


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    Mme. Johanna is a gaudy jewelry and baby possum enthusiast. This ambitious 30-something woman can often be found declining event invites on Facebook and losing interest in whatever latest hobby her newly diagnosed ADHD has hyperfocused on while she drinks wine on her couch, accompanied by her beloved dog, Dorothy Barker.

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