It's...Hatventure Time!: A Photo Story of a Trolling Fail

PT. I:

    This is my brother.

    He is nary seen without a hat atop his brow. I know what you're thinking, and yes, they do make hats big enough to fit his big head.

    One time, he was making fun of the (shitty) rice I made, so I threw some at him, and it got on his hat and he was very, very upset. Apparently, his hats are not cheap, and he loves them.

This counts as a hat.

    Yesterday, this hat was left behind when he returned to his apartment after a weekend at our parents' house. (Based on this evidence, we can assume that it is sorely missed.)

PT. II:

    This is me.

    I have not showered in exactly 4 days. (I'm actually a festering swamp creature that someone accidentally gave mascara to.)

Don't tell the government I escaped from their sewage system.

    What can I do to cover up this disgusting situation atop my head?

    Oh, a hat!

PT. III:

    It's time for a hat adventure. Dare I say, a...HATVENTURE!!

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