This is my brother.
This is me.
It's time for a hat adventure. Dare I say, a...HATVENTURE!!
FINDING THE HAT IN MY CAR FIVE MONTHS LATER AND REMEMBERING THAT I'M STILL DOING THIS BIT HATVENTURE!
We come now to the end of my Hatventures, for, like all protagonists on their Hero's Journey, the hat must go home. It was entirely underwhelming.