Shit not to forget like a stupid dummy idiot fuckface:
*Correction: you can't bring your cat on a camping trip, she's almost twenty and the travel might literally kill her
*Sub-correction: you, madame, are a killjoy.
-Eugene the Pillow (see below)
-Cowgirl boots, because fuck knows when you're gonna find a good place to wear those again
*Sub-question: who are we kidding, where isn't a good place to wear those?
-To call mom so you can grab the shit that she did forget like a stupid dummy idiot fartface
*Correction: that insult is inconsistent with the source insult it is referencing
*Sub-correction: you don't call your mom a fuckface, you fuckfaced monster, what the hell's wrong with you?
*Sub-question: who am I arguing with?
-That thing you anxiously can't remember right now that you know you're forgetting that you won't remember until you're there and you'll hate yourself for forgetting it all weekend long, whatever that thing is
It would seem that I'm not cut out for packing. Unless, of course, it's packing a punch! Eh? Get it? It's a joke, because I don't know how to throw a punch. I can only pack a punch...with words! Double joke! Get it? Huh?! Do ya?!
I am so sorry for what just happened, I am in a really strange place mentally tonight. Apparently.